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wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

“i trace your curves, lingering forever yet making no progress. curves within curves. your skin is a fractal. what’s wrong with your skin” teknikrevolt sexting me

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bloodydamned, this gif set is almost painful, he looks too much like… aahh… you know

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theofficialdogblog:

dont surround yourself with toxic people. surround yourself with people who acknowledge your bad puns. be around  someone who’s always there to say “god dammit” when you make a bad pun.

This is about us, teknikrevolt.

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teknikrevolt:
“ kawaiians:
“ purixie:
“ kawaiians:
“ THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs
”
omg how cute what are they???
” ”
98% sure those’re dildoes.
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Glad I’m not the only one who thought that, Cam

teknikrevolt:

kawaiians:

purixie:

kawaiians:

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

omg how cute what are they???

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98% sure those’re dildoes.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought that, Cam

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arabellesicardi:

Because I love you, I am going to give away a bra every week until Thanksgiving from True & Co (USA residents only, sorry). It’s pretty simple to win one. All you gotta do is be following me, like and reblog this post (just once). It would also help if you follow me on twitter just so I can DM you if you’ve won ‘cause you might not have your tumblr asks enabled. It won’t make your chances of winning any easier, it’ll just help me contact you faster. Even if you never win you can still use my discount link (which is here) for $25 off a purchase on T&C so you can get whatever you want for really cheap.

Anyway, yeah. Four bras, four weeks. I’ll announce the first winner the 4th, next the 11th, the next the 18th, the next the 25th (I’ll be in Milan on vacation, actually, so you might have to wait until I get back, but I’ll buy you a matching set to make up for the wait.)  

Okay. Have fun and dress your boobs up. 

il-tenore-regina:
“ peachtml:
“ openyourthird-eye:
“ highonvodka:
“ themixedbagofspooky:
“ spoopy-len-in-a-dress:
“ riningear:
“ doryishness:
“ displaced-angel:
“ ryedragon:
“ inritum:
“ reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to...

il-tenore-regina:

peachtml:

openyourthird-eye:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

LEMME TELL U SOMETHING THIS SHIT WORKS

<33333 THINK ONLY GOOD THINGS 

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w4rgoddess:

tranarchistbitch:

givemethefuckingguineapigdean:

vikinggoth:

One of these things is not like the others…

Turn the water on

The fourth one is just like “so do you come here often?”

I was not expecting that last one.

(Source: ydrill, via jaysocrates25)

The thing is, they don’t tell you that sometimes it will turn out to be the case that some of your “friends” are toxic; that their friendship causes more harm than good; that you don’t have to stubbornly put up with a half-decent/mediocre/subpar/unsatisfactory relationship just because you’ve known someone for so long. People get broken up with by people they love and think love them so why can’t we breakup with friends? If they’re not who we thought they were, not who we want them to be, not who or what we need?

No one should (have to) put up with someone who belittles them and they’re problems, who is insulting, and disrespectful, who doesn’t seem to have compassion for them, who is only ever negative, and doesn’t seem to ever react with tenderness and kindness.

Time to clean out the friendcloset.

jaysocrates25:

johnscowlick:

espritinfini:

Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…

this is not a video, click on it

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this is fantastic

guys type this

qwer

asdf

yuio

hjkl

then hold shift:

QAWSEF

YHUJIKOL

Reblog every time

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"All suffering originates from craving, from attachment, from desire."

Edgar Allan Poe (via speakless)

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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